ok, i love australia, you have some magnifique bestiol in your country, like pandala (koala fuck panda), or chickcroco (chicken fuck crocodile), anyway my name is Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, and i'm a professional builder of fucking bicycle.
seriously, I'm sorry but you have your answer in your question, look the picture directly, i think it's the best way. And between you and me before you vote for the contest, El burrito loco doesn't work, it's just a show bike. In the last cuise, mad mr, the builder of this bike, have lost on the road the half of the bike, and they have waiting 2 hours to rebuilt the bike, with two friendly member of the brigade, nours and nicox95150.
have a nice week-end and welcome to the brigade, with french humour.